This post was whipped up at the insistence of a couple of friends. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that my awkwardness knows no bounds, and that apparently said awkwardness is almost a superpower. Such is its awesomeness.
Here's but a select few true nuggets of smooth talkin' badassery!
Please, ladies and gents. Form an orderly queue, and try not to get too flustered.